I'm heartless, because you took my heart away.
I'm diabetic, because you are too sweet to deal with.
Who are you?
I am YOURS.
May I sit at your right hand side?
cause I want to be your Mr.Right
I love 3 things in life , Sun, Moon and You.
Sun for morning , Moon for night and You forever
You are made from McDonald? Cause I'm lovin it.
You look like one of my relatives.
My mother's daughter-in-law.
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Because you are CuTe.
Do you know what's the best thing about the keyboards?
On the keyboard, U and I are always together.
If beauty is a number , you will be infinite.
I'm not a photographer. But I can picture us together.
Your lips looks lonely would they want to meet mine ?
I can't spell the word beauty without "u"
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I will put I and U together.
I will have breathing difficulties for every time I see you.
Cause you’re breathtaking.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Boy: Close your eyes.
Boy: What do you see?
Boy: That's my life without you.
You’re like a Sharpie – super fine.
Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all night.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
Boy: “whispers in ear” I love you.
Girl: Why’d you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning:
my alarm clock and you.
They tell you in school that it’s the lungs that keep you breathing but for me it’s your heart.
Have we met before last time?
Because you looks exactly like my next girlfriend.
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